I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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