nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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