I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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