omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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