The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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