tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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