JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
where does the pee come out of this thing
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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