For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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