i'm signing you up for texting rehab
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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