'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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