It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Randomize