I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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