I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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