So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
50% drunk capacity currently
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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