good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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