I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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