Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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