There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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