Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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