yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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