if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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