i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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