He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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