You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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