dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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