butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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