My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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