No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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