two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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