Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Dick very happy bro
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