just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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