no you cant smoke seaweed
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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