I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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