If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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