Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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