i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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