im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Randomize
