I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
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