I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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