Quick, to the slutcave!
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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