We should be called the Road Head Warriors
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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