ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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