just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
