Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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