I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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