it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
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