oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
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Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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