She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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