how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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