i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
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