Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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