It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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