Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Bring me that man meat
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Randomize
