Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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