When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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