No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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