I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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